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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Irish Scally Having A Red








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What's a Scally You Ask?
from Urban Dictionary
Scally 759 up, 160 down
I hate charvers, they're all cocks

burberry hats and burberry socks,

earrings made of cheap fake gold,

fag butts that they always hold,

they wear them stupid sports clothes too,

while they're 'bezzin' with their 'crew'

around the town, just hanging out,

they all swear and scream and shout,

they have a language called townie speak,

drink white shite and get fucked all week,

they're hair so full of hairspray it makes me gag,

"'ere you mate, giv' us a fag

fookin' this and fookin' that,

don't you 'dis' me burberry hat

'scuze me mate I fucked ya mam,

gi' us sum pennies to buy some scran

meeeh! you fuckin' bastard boggers

di' you like me adi' joggers?

shut yer mouth or i'll shut it for yer

i don't need no court-room lawyer

going to prison is like fuckin' hardcore

waitin' in the dole line is such a bore

in me jail cell tha time don't pass

('ere jus' don' tell anyone I got fuck'd in the ass)!

me mums a slag an mi sis' a hoe

u take ta piss... but boferd? NO!

thats why i'm retarded and can hardly speak

but i'm tha best an' you're a 'freak' (mmmeeeeeeh!!!)

well minted is the town cross,

we can go down 'market and just doss,

i like me ashlands and ta council estate"

its those bastard charvers that I really hate!
council estates, sea side resorts, town centers, anywhere where u can hear a car alarm...
by KATMAN Apr 25, 2004 share this add comment














2. scally 377 up, 81 down
A scally is a low life loser who lacks the basic education to string together sentences of more than five words. This prevents them from taking up the only job they are qualified for as they cannot say "Do you want fries with that ?"
To make up for their shortcomings they wear a uniform of fake designer gear and hang around on the streets looking for stuff to rob. The ultimate outfit is anything by LaCoste "Cos its kewl laaa". They normally only own one tracky and their single mothers dont know how to clean it so they are a bit grimy and they stink.
Once a person has succumbed to scallydom there is no saving them and they are doomed to spend the rest of their lives hanging round street corners with other losers drinking cheap cider and 25 lager.
To rebel against their sad lot in life scallies actually create a perverse sense of pride in belonging to the group and attempt to 'out scally, the other members to gain approval.
Is that a dog turd over there or a SCALLY taking a rest?
by kidder laaaaa Sep 20, 2003 share this add comment
3. scally 237 up, 57 down
A government experiment which involved breeding rats and humans gone terribly wrong. Originally intented to create a type of drone army but insted created a ever increasing group of city dwelling smegma piles that live in tower blocks or boxes.It has recently been discovered that these genetically modified rats have little or no intellegence and only survive on basic instict thus the mistake was made. Insted of fighting wars these vermin fight random people for "looking at them" will only fight one normal person at a time and there has to be at least 50 scallies before any combat takes place. They also steal from old people off licences and cars doesnt matter what it is, it could be a comb they'll still have it.




General Scally Image
Scallies are often easy to spot as theyhang around together and all look the same, whiteish(sometimes green), greasy, spotty short haired, covered in "gold" jewellary (crafted by the finest £1 shop usally made from copper, tin plastic etc)And of course the trackie bottems, white sports socks, a woolie jumper/hooded over-throw jacket, baseball cap that teeters on the back of the head, white mucky trainers/fuck off pair of boots. Unable to speak cohererantly

Still Scallies do maintain some sort of social/military structure be awre of the following invading your town

Foot Scallies
Aged 13-16 that hang round outside off-licences, corners, parks. Uniformed in the manditory Adidas trackie bottems tucked into white kappa sports socks. Any type of classic trainer Adidas/Reebok (Rockports boots worn for nights out) Weapons of choice Tin of spay paint, glass bottle.



Commader Scall
Aged 17-20 require a vehicle of some sort usually a Vuaxhall Nova, Astra. Ford Esort, Sierra, Suzuki 125 trialblazer (used generally for snatching old ladies handbags) All of which have been modified using scrap metal, polyfiller, drainpipes and lego. Dress code still the same as taste is not a quality found in any scally. Weapon of choice baseball bat or a plank of wood located in the drivers side footwell, "gold" knuckle dusters

General Scally or "Scallite"
There only can ever be one Scally elite to each group of about 30 Scallys (6 Commaders, 18 Foot, 6 "female" scallies) A scally leader is primative looking, has to be over 25 years old have a criminal record which include any of these: burglary, theft ABH GBH and genreally being offensive. Has to own a pair of jeans and a shirt, requires some sort of facial hair, have what may be classed as a human girlfriend and to be father to have his own bedsit and sells drugs. In some cases addicted to heroin. Not to be approached at all as he will stink like a grannies rotting fanny. Uniformed in a classic full all white Adidas tracksuit Rockport boots nicely trimmed with the finest gold jewellary from Argos
Weapon of Choice an air rifle, piece of scaffold, alsation or rotweiler dog.

Places to visit for some fun filled Scally bashing Leeds Liverpool Keighley Manchester, London Bimingham Mewcastle and any sea side resort
Fuck off Scally
Scally fuck off
Off fuck Scally
by baz Aug 11, 2004 share this add comment





4. Scally 117 up, 38 down
ned, bazza, townie

A term coined originally in Liverpool to group together a certain type of person through their clothes, language and ideals.
The male 'scally' can be easily recognised through his clothing and language used. Hair is to be short and thickly gelled, often accompanied by a cap (Burberry preferably) tilted at a 45 degree angle. Gold jewelly is a must, curb chains and bracelets mainly, but the sovereign ring must also be taken into account. A small hooped earring never goes amiss. Tops must be slightly baggy and carrying a latest brand name (at time of writing Henri Lloyd is popular). Polo shirts (Hackett) are also a popular motif of the scally, coupling heavy branding with an ability to lift the fold-over collar up around the neck. Tracksuit bottoms are the desirable trouser of choice, often being rolled into sport socks. Trainers must be worn (except on nights out where loafers become king). Reebok Classics or Nike Air Max are still the reigning style, although Adidas County trainers are becoming seen more widely. Transport comes from 'suped-up' cars which are often between 10 and 20 years old. The lower to the floor, the better. Swearing is a common factor of scally language, along with monoslylaabic terms, possibly due to the dropping out of education before GCSE's could be taken.



DEUCE Carol Thatcher, here with her mother, Margaret, the former prime minister, 
at Wimbledon in 2006, referred recently to a tennis player as a 


The female scally is often seen with a much older male scally. Hair is scraped back and heavily hairsprayed. Limitless amounts of make-up cover any blemishes, and the look is finsihed off with big hooped earrings. Clothes wise, tracksuit tops and tracksuit bottoms or jeans are preferred, along with the mandatory trainers. VPL always helps. Smoking and a young baby in a second hand pushchair are good accessories.





To find a scally, your best bet will be to parade the local big shopping mall, the local nightspots or, especaiily in seaside resorts, the main parade along the beach where numerous scally cars can be seen circling round, and round, and round...
by McGee Dec 5, 2003 share this add comment
5. Scally 79 up, 27 down
Scallys are lowlife scum who generally hang around street corners or shopping complexes waiting to either rob or intimidate someone.

They understand no large words from the english dictionary so stick to insults like 'Knob' instead of stringing together amusing profanities such as 'Knob - Jockey'.

They are generally seen wearing fake 'designer' clothing ranging from adidas to a hot favourite 'henry lloyd'. They generally wear caps that are too small for their heads thus restricting all possible blood flow to thier tiny brains, big 'Rockport' boots are popular, stripey jumpers make them look like convicts and of course tracksuit bottoms tucked into their cartoon socks are standard.

Only scallys and cyclist tuck in their trousers. Cyclists have a proper reason. To keep the bottoms from tangling with the chain. Scallys however use it as a place to store stolen goods. The items they steal will of course not fall from the trousers as they are tucked in. Why doesnt some one tell them about elastic?

Older scallys (20-30) are generally jobless and are rarely seen unless it is dole day or they are out robbing.



Younger scally females often find it essential to be pregnant by the age of 15. They generally call their devil spawn awful names like 'Michaeeloh' This of course means many more scallys are introduced into the world each day to provide a very amusing source of entertainment for the rest of us.
Visit stockport. Looks for stripey jumpers or listen for car alarms.






Common observations of what a scally is:
from http://www.ukscallylads.com/what.html

...wears sportswear (tracksuits, trainers, baseball caps)
...is in their teens or early twenties
...is usually working class or lower middle class
...loiters around in groups in town centres, not actually doing much
...is perhaps involved in petty crime (e.g. shop lifting, vandalism)
...if female, wears a lot of cheap gold jewellery
...if male, may have a shaved head or crew cut

The word actually derives from the word scallywag, meaning a person who was sharp and street wise, perhaps a small time thief. The evolution from scallywag to scally appears to have occurred around the mid-nineteen seventies and early eighties, and is widely associated with the Liverpool/Merseyside region of North West England.

There is no official dictionary definition of the word chav, but it is generally used to describe loutish young people exhibiting council estate chic. It is one of a whole variety of class-conscious labels to have emerged in recent years, alongside the adjective 'council', to describe anything working class and the equivalent of the American term 'trailer trash'.

The precise origin of chav is a matter of debate, but most people agree on its geography, namely that it probably originated in Chatham, Kent. It seems that the word itself began as a derogatory label for an older underclass, gypsies, many of whom have lived in that area for generations.


Other mischievous people have suggested it stands for Council House And Violent!

If you live in the UK you will probably know all about the phenomenon of scally lads and chavs. They have become buzz words in recent years. Whatever the definition the look has acquired a cult status. This is reflected on the gay scene with the emergence of club nights in London specifically targeting this market, e.g. Fitladz (at Crash), Rudeboyz (at Fire) and Scallyladz (at Central Station).


ASSTASTIC!!