ASS OLYMPIANS Part I, BUTT BACKWARDS THROW AND CATCH

So here we go with the team competition.

Name that ASS and the Country of Origin.

Bum Fluff can be so telling, don't you think? TURKEY?

In this event a Top Selects an appropriate catcher from the group, then positioning himself jockey like BUTT BACKWARDS, So that only his ass is visible facing the crowd, he then grabs each cheek in one hand and prepares for the THROW AND CATCH, A Pitcher from the opposing team then first tosses a pea towards to catcher, the Top must grapple his charge as such that at the proper moment he can SPREAD the ass cheeks apart and the bottom can catch the tossed object with ANUS. If the catch is made each takes one step back and a marble is used, then; a weighted golf ball, cue ball, bocce ball, grapefruit, etc.... 

One famed Olympic team (from Germany of course) 

made it to GOLD by successfully catching a ripened 

CASABA MELON FROM 30 PACES. 

Below are champions, winners and competitors from the past few years... 

THE CHAMP!!!!!!!

they tend to be tuckered out afterwards.........

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