SHOULD ASS ACTION BE A SPORT IN GAY GAMES?

Here would be the rules, ASS OLYMPICS;

Contestants from each country would be marched backside first out onto the pitch,  and have to preform butt maneuvers on command from team of judges, no dance routine,  Just best Squat thrust, best placement of Seam, most Stretched seam, (beautiful and widest) etc. 

What are your ideas? 

How about BLIND FIEND'S ASS MAZE WALKING?

Chasers are placed on one end of stadium packed end to end side to side with the most plump, juicy and ripe Asses from around the globe and whomever can make through to the other side without losing consciousness wins. Blindfolded of course having to feel ones way through the mob with only ones Willy, Tongue and hands to guide you. MG would make it about 5 feet, me 10, TinTin would fall over after 11 and collapse taking down a few with him. MG would feign an old war wound and grab a few for support while diving face first into 3 or 4 ripe ones. I of course would get lost somewhere between Itailia and Tunisia. 

O.M.G. I just sprung wood.