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Friday, February 6, 2009

ASS OLYMPIANS Part I, BUTT BACKWARDS THROW AND CATCH

So here we go with the team competition.

Name that ASS and the Country of Origin.

Bum Fluff can be so telling, don't you think? TURKEY?

In this event a Top Selects an appropriate catcher from the group, then positioning himself jockey like BUTT BACKWARDS, So that only his ass is visible facing the crowd, he then grabs each cheek in one hand and prepares for the THROW AND CATCH, A Pitcher from the opposing team then first tosses a pea towards to catcher, the Top must grapple his charge as such that at the proper moment he can SPREAD the ass cheeks apart and the bottom can catch the tossed object with ANUS. If the catch is made each takes one step back and a marble is used, then; a weighted golf ball, cue ball, bocce ball, grapefruit, etc....

One famed Olympic team (from Germany of course)

made it to GOLD by successfully catching a ripened

CASABA MELON FROM 30 PACES.

Below are champions, winners and competitors from the past few years...

THE CHAMP!!!!!!!

they tend to be tuckered out afterwards.........

I AM

SHOULD ASS ACTION BE A SPORT IN GAY GAMES?

Here would be the rules, ASS OLYMPICS;

Contestants from each country would be marched backside first out onto the pitch, and have to preform butt maneuvers on command from team of judges, no dance routine, Just best Squat thrust, best placement of Seam, most Stretched seam, (beautiful and widest) etc.

What are your ideas?

How about BLIND FIEND'S ASS MAZE WALKING?

Chasers are placed on one end of stadium packed end to end side to side with the most plump, juicy and ripe Asses from around the globe and whomever can make through to the other side without losing consciousness wins. Blindfolded of course having to feel ones way through the mob with only ones Willy, Tongue and hands to guide you. MG would make it about 5 feet, me 10, TinTin would fall over after 11 and collapse taking down a few with him. MG would feign an old war wound and grab a few for support while diving face first into 3 or 4 ripe ones. I of course would get lost somewhere between Itailia and Tunisia.

O.M.G. I just sprung wood.